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Ellie: If Tommy and I were drowning, who would you save?  Joel: You two can’t swim?  Ellie: It’s a hypothetical question, Joel! Who would you save?  Joel: My time and effort.

Joel, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?  Ellie, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine

Ellie: Joel, I sense hostility Joel: Good, because I hate you

Ellie: Joel, you need to react when people cry!  Joel: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Maria : You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Ellie all the time, and she never repeats it Maria : But you call Tommy “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

Ellie : I know one person who finds me funny! Joel : Okay, who? … and you can't say yourself! Ellie : Okay then I'm out

Ellie : We have fun, don’t we, Joel? Joel : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

Tommy : Ellie is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind Joel : Girls? Ellie: Homicide

Maggie : What is everyone for Halloween? Carl : I’m superman Negan : A clown Maggie : So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

Ellie : I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway Joel : Ellie : Vroom vroom, come out already!

Negan : If we’re in trouble, just throw Maggie at the problem, and hope for the best

Negan : Maggie, my old friend!  Maggie : I think you tried to kill me at some point  Negan : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you