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just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

grace really has the best ending in all of fiction. human terrarium made especially to his tastes. can walk to work and does the job he loves. never needs to worry about bills or rent. meburgers. best friend visits every day. he's got the ideal life right there.

oh btw i forgot to tell you guys the story of how my coworkers accidentally engineered a real life spamton g. spamton jumpscare for me last weekend

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

i need to personally thank whoever invented the phrase Rocky mate bad as hell statement because it has permanently altered the way I think. Rocky mate bad as hell statement REAL.