it’s a rootbeer float but like less sexy (™)

Oh I just Know that when they were younger, Nancy would pin Mike down to the ground and put makeup on him and Mike would act annoyed and try to fight her, telling her to stop but secretly he'd love it <33

i love the idea of will telling his college friends or coworkers about his bf mike who is so sweet and gentle and loving and all his friends have this image in their heads of the nicest boy ever until they meet Mike Bitch Wheeler and are floored that he pulled will

im just someones weird sister

too bad lost wasn't made nowadays because then maybe we would have a few more queer characters other than that one guy who had one small kiss with another man

Every bag comes out at baggage claim but mine. Some come around many times. What greed befalls humanity to be blessed with the safe recovery of your bag only to squander it.