life; it really is a beautiful thing

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fairy wings

Fuck you *ungarlics your bread*

ever since i downloaded my first word document i have been obsessed with files

yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage

how to fucking clean wine off the fucking ceiling

who am i without rice.

hell hath no fury like a tummy hurted

shut the hell your mouth

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

ok next year i have got to get normal

i love saying etc. like figure it out yourself

why did a tenured professor reply all to a department wide thread with a single sentence and then end with “sent from my galaxy dishwasher”

i overthink….therefore….i overam….

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever