The kind of person you become when youre alone with yourself for most of the time is so frustrating and stupid. Like when a tree tries to grow into itself

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

Can I have everything I want in life by tomorrow

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

This site is also full of people who wish they were bullies in high school and are trying to fulfill that fantasy in their twenties

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

kinda chic to shut the fuck up

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering