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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

ariana grande requesting AC be turned off at a concert in texas so she personally isn't cold (heat is a health risk to audience as well) just encapsulates so much.. it's almost art #usa

source? I couldn’t find any news about this but would like to confirm if true bc wild if true

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

ariana grande requesting AC be turned off at a concert in texas so she personally isn't cold (heat is a health risk to audience as well) just encapsulates so much.. it's almost art #usa

source? I couldn’t find any news about this but would like to confirm if true bc wild if true

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities