RoninRa

fucking look at this shit though

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, “We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.”

The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when they’d created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen movement like that before.”

He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, “Holy shit.”

After lots of feedback from the beta testers, we decided to go for a new look for Wasteland Bar Fight to better fit into our Corp Wars universe and this is the result!

Some old concept art

This is the world of Corp Wars:

Our future is their past. The seeds of our civilization survived by the actions of its destroyers. Much has changed. The Nommo Empire holds most of Africa – ruled by an elite class of techno-shamen who call upon spirits of the past to teach them the secrets of the universe.

An industrial giant resides in the largest open mine on earth. Kyburgh, the last megacity, home of unscrupulous corporations whose tentacles of aquisition crawl from that hole in the ground to grab as much of the outside world it can and drag it into the pits of Kyburgh.

Scattered across the world are self-sufficient survivalist city-states. Enklaves are remnants of business-owned territory, government safe-houses and the fortresses of armies cut off from their superiors. They are tough, leading strict lives and commonly sacrifice themselves for the greater good of their hive.

Outcasts and tribeless wanderers gather in the wastelands, forming scavenging gangs. Sometimes these settle down to form new tribes and villages. Some times they murder and pillage their way across the land like a plague of locusts. They’re the wastelanders, or wasters. Bandits, robbers, thieves and murderers of a desperate and ruthless kind.

Wasteland Bar Fight OST by Kybomatik

Check out Kybomatik’s awesome Wasteland Bar Fight OST, with inspirations from 80’s Cyberpunk and trashy metal.

Kybomatik has composed an excellent soundtrack for our Post-Apocalyptic Bar Fighting game, Wasteland Bar Fight. Drawing inspiration from both Cyberpunk and trashy metal riffs typical for the 1980’s, the soundtrack fits our Wasteland theme perfectly.

If you’re into the Cyberpunk sound, make sure to check out the excellent Cyberpunk pieces "InGame", “Bad Android” and "Boss Fight". While all you fellow metal heads out there might appreciate "Wasteland Warlords I & II" with their trashy metal riffs.

Also, while you’re listening to the Wasteland Bar Fight OST, remember to check out our Wasteland Bar Fight landing page to join our open beta for Android and iOS!

NOTE! We’re not currently using all of these tracks in the current version of Wasteland Bar Fight, but we’re including them all since they’ve all been part of the soundtrack at one time.

In other news!

We’re currently working on a new game play video with the new look. So keep an eye open and we will update you both here and on our Social Media channels when it’s live on YouTube. Meanwhile, you can check out our old game play video if you haven’t already, so you can compare when the time comes!

Oh and any comments you might have on the soundtrack or Wasteland Bar Fight generally are more than welcome!

All right! Remember, when Wasteland Bar Fight is out, Waster Bully up there is going to come running to beat you up!