do the kids today even know about azlyrics? the calming lavender?

job interviews feel so weirdly degrading it's like you're asking to be exploited and they still reject you

oh no! i have watched too many movies and read too many books and now i feel as though i am stuck in a perpetual state of waiting, longing for some great violins to swell when a beautiful stranger walks through the door, for the camera to pan over and meet someone wonderful, for a montage of happy moments stitched together ! i am not real !

“walking around” can be one of your hobbies

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

I love the guy at my 7/11. My friend tried to buy a hot dog there and he was like I will not sell you that. That is disgusting

some guy summer