Ronald's Nutty Cola

time to sniff a line of coke off my penis

gonna be a short line

SWEEPS your leg BEATS you in the head SHOOTS you with a water gun on the head AND THEN with real gun

bobby flay poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?

no.. but are we going to wait around until he does?!

this would be objectively the funniest way to find out you got fired though

brit on brit violence

He’s right and my reaction would have been stronger

That “ten seconds, love?” was bordering on homicidal

John Lennon's ass crack reaching up to the lumbar region of his spine is proof that British people are drawn by hand and not birthed

people really just see something on the internet and believe it

I'd like to apologize for my failure to thoroughly research and verify the length of John Lennon's deceased ass crack before posting. It was a huge oversight on my part and my followers deserve better.

if you do this secret combo of banned words it actually unlocks a coupon for a ray-bay sunglasses sales event

I really just saw a fic where naruto is white british..

Oi Sawskay! You me Roival?