im so hingry

i am so so sorry i thought that was in the tags

that’s okay. such things happen when you’re hingry

revenge era vampires this. bullets era vampires that. whatever. where’s my middle aged vampires. my on tour forever vampires. 2026 pen expo vampires. have we considered that

if you see me behind the los angeles convention center being DRAINED DRY and STRIPPED DOWN TO MEAT by a white middle-aged he/they with a $2000 flannel and a fuckass bob DO NOT STOP THEM. i am where i want to be

rmbr last time they did tjis and it was a new mama bridge. i can't even fucking guess anymore.

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

my favorite thing about mcrblr is that I will read a post it will fundamentally alter me and change my speech patterns forever. then I see it again and realize this phrase i will use forever in relation to this band was posted like a week ago and has maybe 400 notes.

even the frankie airo bong post only has just over 5k. like do you understand how much that post changed me as a person and how much the majority of the world hasn't seen it.