you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

w a splash of lemon

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

I mean, Josef Mеngеlе DID die here. Like, that’s something that happened. You know, the piece of shit Nаzі ““doctor”” who experimented on people? His bones are here. We’re using him as a practice skeleton for forensic medicine students at the University of São Paulo. I’m 100% serious.

For the record! We’re not fucking around with his bones just because. Technically, they should be given to his living relatives, but they really, REALLY don’t want him. Like, we’ve been asking them if we can mail him to them ever since he was identified in the 90s, and every time they’re like “hell no, fuck that guy” which is understandable but now we’re at this standstill in case a family member eventually does want him back, and we’re absolutely NOT burying a nаzі all nice and cozy in our soil if we can help it. So I guess it was decided that the best course of action was to fuck around with his bones. In the name of education.

Cant be considered a win since brazil gave him and thousands of other nazis sanctuary in the first place. Oh he died there? How did he get there ????

With the resurgence of Percy Jackson, I'm thinking of making a uquiz about which realistic godly parent you'd get (meaning no option to be fathered by Zeus, Poseiden, or Hades, and an rare option to not be a demigod at all) because I think we all need that.

this got a couple more notes again today so id like to remind everyone that this is the post that made catholics tell me my life has no value. fyi

can people here start talking about what just happened on alabama please, a lot of trans people are in danger and no one here is mentioning it, sorry for the guilt trip but im scared for my girlfriends life rn

Amazon announcing that its workers have unionized.

CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

AITA? (unassuming doormat of a woman proceeds to describe the plot of a horror movie)