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ok but a johnlock au of the movie Up
also a cute idea: tiny sherlock with steven universe star eyes (o✪‿✪o)
I just dreamt I was John and I kissed Sherlock. 👌 Why go with reality when you can direct your own Johnlock scenes?
if you want to fuck yourself up spend like an hour or two thinking about the full frontal body contact between john and sherlock when john tackled him at the restaurant
Thank you
their dicks probably slid against each other in slow motion

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stupid idiots kissing under the mistletoe: special lesbian edition
mrry chrstms
friendly reminder that mary did not say “if you take one more step i swear i will shoot you” she said “if you take one more step i swear i will kill you”
and then sherlock flatlined on the operating table proving that she had not made an idle threat and had done exactly what she said she would do
WOW THIS IS… really really messy but guys i can’t help it fem!lock just makes me so happy sob
I have yet to watch Sherlock, but I think I will just so I can draw a sexy fem!lock like all the cool folks.
femlock fic rec 👭
due to popular demand, a collection of femlock one-shots / short fics <3
The Unexpected Third by obscure_affection - femlock version of TBB to TGG, possibly the only fic with some plot i included so enojy
Obvious by patternofdefiance - this is very ;___; !!
One More Moment by Midnight_Masquerade - I’m including some S3 Infidelity alley sex cause I feel it’s implied that Joan does not stay with Mark after this goes down
Caught in the Jet Stream by whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp - the Hot Tub sex fic!
it’s nice to know you girls are having fun by verity - this is tagged sex toys, but the toys are not actually used beyond Sherlock’s very Sherlock Seduction tactics
Orgasms, Post-Orgasms, Post-Case-Orgasms, and the World Needs More Femlock by brokenlungs - PWP “Sherlock always bucked. A lot” tru.
Hysterical Sherlock by shenanygans - PWP, the classic Joan getting Sherlock to read poetry while teasing her with a vibe
Friction - PWP, dry humping
In the palms of the hands, invisible by lbmisscharlie - PWP, fingering
Ouvert by okapi - PWP, lingerie shopping porn
Surprise by Buttsuoka_Rin - PWP, oral
Five times Sherlock couldn’t get Joan off and the one time she did by ClassyGirlsWearPearls - the title describes it all
Hard Day’s Night by orphan_account - PWP, Sherlock is a tru bossy bottom
Mate by okapi - Sherlock and John are Sheep herders in Argentina and John eats Sherlock out while Sherlock plays the harmonica listen just trust me here
The First Touch of the Light by evadne - first time drunken confession fic (Sherlock talks about being 14 and kissed by a dude much older so look out for that)
She is the Sun by Spark_Writer - a How they get together fic from John’s POV
Reborn by Spark_Writer - one of the two trans femlock fics i know of
how thick about us root by queerwatson - soul mates AU
Like A Pillow by ninja_at_221b - university aged with trans Sherlock and John who is called John, with Sherlock making John feel better about her tum
Time and Tide by Justgot1 - sex happens off screen, but good build up?
The Left Hand of Summer by Jenwryn - heat wave sex, John is called June
you remind me of a firework, boy by verity and Op. 13 Sonata in A Minor, ‘Cantatio Ioannae’ by nox_candida - fluffy, these are companion fics, background into Sherlock wanting to be a violinist when she was younger
The Man in the Relationship by patternofdefiance - everybody gonna beat the shit out of anderson
of the sea and the stars by too many stars to count (imagined_away) - disabled Joan and WOC!Sherlock (use of a racial slur and ableist language)
A Study in Silicone by avawtsn - PWP, you get one strap on fic
Stimulating Conversation by avawtsn - PWP, Rutting
Categories by parachute-silks - they both think they’re straight which is Sad, but honestly that could be the case for them as women, so Sherlock dated Sebastian (who is still a man) in the past which makes me want to DIEEE but Sally is good and John and Sherlock are cute together (Sherlock is nervous and tries to DFP it through sex and Joan is like no. What is That.)
I Won’t Give Up by someonelsesheart - fluffy-ish, (sherlock sneaking into john’s bed ;-;)
Make You Feel My Love by pasiphile - I like when the way John speaks is captured in fem John (tho im not a huge fan of Sherlock deducing John as bi and John having a mini melt down …) but everything else is good
Peace On Earth, Goodwill Toward Women by kelseydivesin - Christmas fluff
Keeping to Pattern by doctormchotson - more christmas fluff
Such Stuff As Dreams Are Made On by Midnight_Masquerade - something v sad happens in this but neither of the girls die, 5+1 bed sharing trope fic
Keratin and Silk by parachute-silks - Hair washing, and sherlock wanna kneel
Oh look, a beautiful Sherlock Holmes themed notebook - the lines look kinda weird tho - wait, these are the entire Adventures of Sherlock Holmes just in really tiny text.

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sherlolly shippers are always like “why do you hate women” like you don’t understand. i love women. i hate straight things
Okay I wasn’t going to do this but here it is. The thing is, we don’t get much in the way of representation. We get even less that isn’t entirely based on stereotypes or sexualization or portraying queer people as a ridiculous, frivolous and laughable Other. Sherlock isn’t that, it’s real, actual representation with characters that aren’t defined by their sexualities. I don’t head canon Sherlock as gay because its just so fun having gay characters, I interpret him that way because the show has given me evidence that he is.
To see all of the evidence that has been planted pointing towards Sherlock being gay, and then to say “well, I personally like it better if he’s straight,” you know, fine, you can have your own reading, but really what you are doing is saying that you would like a character better if they weren’t queer. Which is what people are taking so much offense to, not an individual right to read characters a certain way, but that attitude that dismisses all evidence that a character isn’t straight until it is explicitly stated otherwise. There is already so much straight representation in the world, even for the character of Sherlock Holmes. He’s been straight so many times. Just this once, let him be gay.
When Peter Cushing’s Sherlock Holmes or Albert Finney’s Hercule Poirot touched the shoulder of a man or woman it was not the expression of sex urge.
im loving this
Okay but a near-kiss in S4. There’s no canon romance yet, but the situation with Mary is at a fever pitch and the world is basically falling apart around them, and it’s possible they both won’t make it, or there’s a moment where they both think that, in the midst of all this chaos, and John says very quietly, “Sherlock, I -” and reaches up so tentatively, because they don’t touch each other this way, and slides just his thumb along the edge of Sherlock’s jaw, and Sherlock swallows and blinks and swallows and blinks and can’t speak for a minute and their eyes are locked together as their faces get closer and closer and John’s eyes drop to Sherlock’s mouth, now his whole hand cupping the side of Sherlock’s face, and Sherlock whispers this small little “John?” and their noses bump, their eyes flutter shut, and *just* before their lips meet, they get interrupted, and break apart like they’re on fire and then they have to spend the rest of the series dealing with shit and never get to revisit that moment until like late s5…think of the glorious tension…
God, we’re really good at this .
This is Jarene in fox form, no one can argue with me!

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fun experiment: tell your friends that sherlock and john canonically get together at the end, then watch in amusement as confirmation bias drags them into hell, where you can scream together for years,,
… this would be hilarious. Drag them through everything, right to the tarmac, just to watch them expecting it even worse than we did.
He is so bi
I think you mean GAY.
no we mean bi