You have no fucking idea what you're up against

"can i hit?" no. my parrying skills are unmatched

yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

tshirt that says "I HURT PEOPLE FOR FUN AND ON PURPOSE"

Police uniform

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

shoutout to girls who are final bosses AND to girls who are hidden bosses too. girls with multiple healthbars. girls with instant loss attacks. girls that inflict fucked up statuses. girls <3

i was listening to an umineko podcast yesterday and they described one of the songs as 'meet n fuck kingdom music' and i cant stop thinking about it.

*turns to my friend at the club* This place is fucking awesome man, if you wanted to just sprint at me with dual machetes i wouldnt even be able to do anything man youd just kill me