Septus Maximus

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

@rainworld-name-verifier The Delirium Only Deepens sounds like some sort of rainworld name, is it?

a reverse bidet where you get blasted with shit during a shower

someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

I think that Pope Leo XIV of Catholicism and Russel M. Nelslon of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints should rap battle

The beat of the rap battle is done by the Tabernacle Choir

A western style duel or a football game (Nelson and the Apostles vs Leo and some Cardinals) would also be an acceptable clash

I think that Pope Leo XIV of Catholicism and Russel M. Nelslon of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints should rap battle

The beat of the rap battle is done by the Tabernacle Choir

feel free to stop reblogging this literally any time

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

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