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performs a mocking jerking off gesture while actively blowing and jerking you off

dog motif is so funny because it was a real literal motif in hit show succession and then people started being like oh this is a general trope that describes whenever a character is subservient!!! no dude. they put roman in a cage.

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

every character has to have a fuckup brother and if they don't have a fuckup brother their boyfriend has to be their fuckup brother

what succession always did well was that it’s crudeness never felt performative or there for shock value or to illicit audience reaction or to be edgy or experimental it was because the characters actually Would fucking say that and Would fucking do that for convoluted reasons laid out to us over and over again in show like this guy isn’t going to psychosexually ironically unironically call his dad’s 65yo corporate lawyer ‘mommy’ because hes the funny one it’s because 80 years ago a four year old and a five and a half year old were speaking with their eyes in the hull of u-boat fleeing from the war

My family use to kill me

dog motif is so funny because it was a real literal motif in hit show succession and then people started being like oh this is a general trope that describes whenever a character is subservient!!! no dude. they put roman in a cage.