neckromancer ;)

'who are they?' 'the monsters.'

I did this few months ago as a reward for my dear patron Nitya but I think why not to share this here also. So you can admire my boy Jacob too, haha. I love movie!Jacob (Taylor is such a sweetheart!) but… you know… book!Jake is another level. Ah, and Bella is also here, but who cares lol.

So um, my gay girl demographic really liked my last Niamh Brody art, so… Here’s another, with her girlfriend

I've always wanted to draw a smol comic for tfc, so even though I generally get super bored drawing comics this was super fun!

Voodoo drowning

I asked you to give me a sign!

And risk you being too embarrassed to keep saying such lovely things?

- septimus’ theme

- group of brothers that slowly die off and become ghosts used for comedic relief

- witches? bitches

- characters take longer than two seconds to fall for eachother

- Character Development™

- drag queen pirate captain who sails the skies catching lightning

- septimus’ theme

- “the slaughtered prince”

- the only blood you see in the entire movie is the prince who gets his throat cut, but his blood is blue, because he’s a royal

- babylon candles: if u light one and think of a location, it will bring you there. so cool man

- THE BEACH SCENE WITH THE RUNES???? FU C K

- ricky gervais is cursed to talk like a chicken

- SEPTIMUS’ THEME

- humphrey is not straight

- victoria being a bitch but tristan is Blind until he’s Not Blind

- sarcastic fun banter between characters

- THE GUY THATS A GOAT THATS THEN A GIRL THATS THEN A GUY AGAIN

- the crew of the casparine (is that what the ship is called idek)

- ron weasley’s dad/rory william’s dad/father brown as a goat who gets turned into a man ???

- there’s a character that’s a star my dude

- charlie cox (daredevil/matt murdock)??? as a main character???? yes please

- awkward love confession because he’s a mouse (watch it and you will understand)

a passage from The Picture of Dorian Gray, before & after censorship by Wilde’s editors