Speculations of Romantically Apocalyptic

I am not sure where to start so I literally google Romantically Apcalyptic

there is a man in a siperweb

I think maybe these butts are spoilers so I scroll on by

I get distracted for a while noticing that the top bar has a ragged edge. FASCINATING

*~*~*~*~*~*~PAGE #1~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* oh kay so fun facts first: I’ve been thoroughly spoiled as to certain facts about the main character. This whole mysterious scientist lone survivor biz would be way juicer if I didn’t already know this guy is a doof in scruffy headgear wait no never mind

he literally falls over

alright, I’m in.

wow, I actually did not know the lyrics to Alouette?

what the fuck is this font and how dare they? this is gong to take me fifteen million years to read through isn’t it Bourbon? yes Job opportunity? Is the fuchsia important? What if I don’t want the makeover?? oh fuck me christ there are words here, ,aren’t there FUCK THAT IS SO MANY WORDS

I see a play button

my partner is remarkably recallcitrant about suggesting whether or not I press it

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I’M OUT

Things About That Giant Wall Of Text

emotive goggles sound cool

I wish he would call that weirdo Gov'nuh

okay so officially ungendered person ALRIGHT PRONOUNS GO

Oh Snippy you and I share a feeling right at the end there. What *have* I gotten myself into?

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