HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, GEORGE III

— His Majesty, King George III

Hm. As well as it can be, considering I’m overseeing a war and an empire simultaneously. And you?

But of course! I find great comfort in the stars—constant, bright, and orderly, just as a well-ruled kingdom should be. 😌

So tiny, and yet charming.... Still, I worry such a diminutive likeness might embolden our foes.

Hit what, exactly? If you mean strike at our enemies—by all means, unleash your fervor upon them! ☺️

If only the current state of affairs allowed such—there is little room for tomfoolery when one’s empire is at war.

STOP twisting my words!! 😠😠 That is not what I said.

Ah—more soldiers, indeed, are always welcome. Yet I assure you, their.. preferences are of little consequence to the outcome. What matters is loyalty, courage, and a steady hand in battle—not whom they may fancy.

Ah—how delightful! Even unfinished, it shows great care and talent. I shall look forward to the finished piece, though I can say already that it pleases me greatly. ☺️

How curious—must one dine with a viper before deciding not to be bitten? I’ve seen enough of his... work to form an opinion quite sufficient, thank you.

But of course! I adore my men—loyal soldiers, steadfast advisors, and all who serve the Crown with dignity. Fine, honorable men indeed. 😌

On occasion, perhaps. But one mustn’t appear so—stress, when worn openly, invites chaos. A king endures, delegates, and drinks his tea a little faster on difficult days.

The crown’s size matters little—what counts is the sentiment behind it. You have my thanks; it is quite a charming likeness. ☺️

…Excuse me? And who exactly granted you the authority to make such absurd claims??

How on earth do you people even manage to invent such nonsense?? A "secret relationship," truly? I’ve never even met the man.