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taylor lautner should do cameos

HAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

omega tom scenting everyone at the conwilla wedding with his wambsglands

Let’s DNF with Mama

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

what if you didn’t wear underwear with your race suit, insinuated you were pregnant in miami, the man you’re in love with only hits you up when his gf is gone, and your car is falling apart. happened to my friend george russell

@rollforsalsa just showed me my first F1 race and i really get it now........... i Really get it

I've only had Dr. King for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

The thing about harry potter is that it's Not a matter of ~ problematic media ~ it's a "the creator is directly funneling shit tons of money into the Kill All Trannies Foundation". This is our anita bryant. Can you grow a fucking spine and morals and stuff? If we were in the 70s some of you would be talking about how orange juice is your safe food or something. She's the actual devil I think that's more important here

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

blood test came back haunted