Rolla, You are Pink

bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down

playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example

my mutuals: *draw anything* me: FUCKCCK YES!!!!!! PICASSO WHO!!!! EAT UR HEART OUT MICHAELANGELO !!!!!!!! VAN GOGH ON THIS DICK!! 

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

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