Astral project, baby! Meet God! Have a drink!

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

heyyyyyy i was at your house earlier and i basically poured a bunch of hot oily fat from a frying pan alllllll down your kitchen sink drain. real carefully too. right down the drainhole didnt touch the sides