I need my weird alone time or I will explode

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

laughing my pussy off

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell