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*steps out of the house and immediately hears booing*

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

i would literally rip my heart out of my chest and give it to you if you asked me to

I'm not casual I will kill us both

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

only interact with me if ur problematic & mentally unstable

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

patch that says "service dog do not pet" but its on a punk jacket

Does anyone know what to do

Shorts that say this on the ass