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Breaking Bad would have been so much funnier if Aaron Paul wore a Cat In The Hat hat

#this isn’t what I was thinking of saying earlier btw this is a new thought #comedy #funny haha #funny #breaking bad #aaron paul

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One of my dreams in life is to guest star in a Teen-Titans-Go! episode in which I explain capitalism and communism.

#I wouldn’t be playing a character #it would just be me #teen titains go #im telling the truth #funny haha #comedy #funny #still true

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Idea: editing circus footage to add whimsical lines like “whee”

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Reposting because this is a really good idea

#self repost #good idea #funny #funny haha #comedy

Just saw that Backrooms movie, it was great go watch it.

The rest of this post is about the INSANE Micheal Jackson movie poster I saw in the theater. I’ve seen it before, but this time it especially set me off this time. It looks like a screenshot from a YouTube sketch about Micheal Jackson’s crimes that is in VERY poor taste. Like he would make this face when he sees an unsupervised minor. Felt gross writing that, but I needed to in order convey my point.

#what’s was the direct for this?#devious?#spooky?#ludacris?#micheal jackson movie #backrooms #backrooms movie

@placeholderdoe Don’t worry, I got you bro

#im a good friend #funny haha #comedy #funny

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Imagine how disappointing it would be if you got into a coma and nothing you were excited about had released. Not saying that it would be worse part, but it would definitely suck

#that’s like the one upside of a coma #I would be so pissed if that happened to me #still not as bad as the other ramifications #regardless #it would suck #funny haha #comedy #funny

huh

#good chance I put this in my drafts just to confuse myself #if so I forgot #funny haha #comedy #funny #drafts

#funny haha #comedy #funny #weezer #cybertruck #weezer cybertruck #memes #funny memes #i made this

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When is silksong coming out?

#silksong #answered asks #send me asks #send asks #except if your this guy #he has asked me this every day for a year #he has to stop

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I hate the taste of black coffee, but I really need to lower my sugar intake. So I just splash the boiling hot coffee onto my face each morning. I'm like the McDonalds coffee lady if instead of elderly, careful, and needed skin grafts she was younger, reckless, and needed skin grafts

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Forgot a punctuation mark, I’m gonna mail eggs to your basement

#Almost spelt finna by ac

I just listened to Facts (the tom Macdonald Ben Shapiro song) and Gangsta’s Paradise back to back and it’s insane how they are polar opposites of each other.

Facts is like: “Fuck your blue and pronouns, I’m not like the other rappers, I hate drugs, guns, and strippers.”

Meanwhile Gangsta’s Paradise: “I was born into this role, I want to escape but I am kept prisoner by the people who are telling me to change. Why must we hurt each other, when all it does it hurt ourselves.”

Couldn’t write a better showcase of the ignorance of conservatives when it comes to societal issues

#listening to gangsta’s paradise after facts felt like drinking water for the first time in hours #I had briefly forgot art could be so great #not because of like the state of the world or something #just tom Macdonald #funny haha #comedy #funny #ben shapiro #tom macdonald

Fuck, they caught me

#this is a scam right?#funny haha #funny #comedy

Idea: editing circus footage to add whimsical lines like “whee”

#funny haha #comedy #funny

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Me getting jumpscared by Susie inflation art for the second time today:

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Live reaction:

#deltarune

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No one online has been able to replicate how I think Roulx Kaard would say “GOD. DAMN IT.” and I really wanna try to replicate it but it’s 1am

Genuinely, the best way I can describe what I imagine it as is Hal from Malcom in the middle saying it

#I was gonna add a picture but I couldn’t find a good one #a silly one would make people think I was jokeing but that is genuinely the best way I can describe it #also wrote Hal from breaking bad originally #that was unintentional #delatrune

I’m proud to say after years of lobbying, this account is now officially FCC compliant

#about time #funny haha #comedy #funny #fcc #fcc compliant

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