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I honestly believe people 60+ should not be allowed to vote or own houses, they contribute nothing to society and hoard all the property for themselves. If it were up to me every elderly person would be indiscriminately used for scientific testing. Imagine it, millions of free use lab rats at my disposal. No longer held behind by the refuse of society, but propelled forward into a pure age of scientific and logical reason
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How many 50ft tall are you?
Recently after getting all my bones broken in an accident I was chosen for an experimental procedure to lengthen all of them
Whenever I’m writing a joke I always either end up researching pornography or advanced physics. One day I’ll be able to combine HuniePop and particle accelerators into one line I can promise you that
I was talking Deltarune theories with a friend and he presented something so stupid that I said “Congratulations you’ve found Toby Fox’s first coincidence”
How many 50ft tall are you?
Guys DO NOT interact with this account. I saw him on #catinthehat and followed him and he keeps DMing me asking for money that he promise he “won’t send to those other guys” also I use meters so my height is tripled
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brone my burrito
Having a mad scientist roommate:
“Hey dude! I can’t get any hot water upstairs, I thought I told you not to mess with house stuff!”
“I know, I know, but you’re gonna like this.”
“Will it make water hot?”
“The hottest. I turned the hot water heater into a fusion tokamak”
“You turned our water heater into a particle accelerator!? They already found the Higgs Boson man. I don't get what you’re trying to do here.”
“No no no, a tokamak is a generator. It turns hydrogen into helium and creates a star about it.”
“Great. You built a mini star in our basement, the neighbors are trying to start an HOA they’re gonna ream us man!”
“I'm gonna sell this energy to our neighbors, then I’ll apply for a small business loan. After that I’m gonna reinvest and buy one of those large cargo containers they put on boats.”
“You’re gonna start selling energy? Who do you think you are, Rockerfeller? You can’t just open up a mom and pop power company.”
“Hey everyone starts somewhere, Edison took longer than a day to build the lightbulb.”
“Edison didn’t invent the lightbulb. How don’t you know that? Also power companies, aren’t those all connected to big oil- aren’t you worried about them or the government or something trying to stop you?”
“Let those slippy boys come, I can take them.”
“Goodness gracious, I’m leaving. I have to call someone. I can't decide if it’s the cops or channel 88 news. —Where did the door go”
“Oooh yeah, it does that.”
“???”
“Well you see, I read a paper that said that fusion would be much easier to accomplish with four dimensions. So I added one.”
“How— I need to get out, where’s the door- wait where are you?!”
“You seem to have gotten turned around, I can’t see you! You’re gonna have to find your way to the door, the only way to move in the fourth dimension is by falling down. Fair warning- keep away from the water heater. In the middle of the tokamak I tried doing cold fusion and it wasn’t working so I just kept adding more dimensions and it's gotten a bit out of hand.”
“In the middle of a small star you decided to do a COLD fusion experiment?”
“Tokamaks are kinda doughnut shaped, I put it in the hole.”
If I were president I would start nuking my own cities like Zeus throwing lightning bolts down at the Earth
Still no answer please I need help
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the real sunny s18 poster because i. don't like the official one
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Hornet grabbing a ledge at water level to jump right at the spikes like an idiot
After 100% steel soul I felt like I finally had enough strength to attempt the hardest part of the game on my main save. Beating Seth at Flea Juggle
I went to a kazoo museum and the bathroom was CRAZY, it had a light switch array for the whole building I flipped a switch and the gift shop went dark. There was also a rug but it was chill
Sat in a bathtub for an hour today, wasn’t even any water
Wanna know something?
Yes
I lied
I did not watch obsession
Why would you lie about watching obsession just to say that you didn’t enjoy it?
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Wanna know something?
Yes
Hello mutual what are you up to
Wanting to do something
Thinking about A movie I didn't like
Wishing I'd find A fic I like
Wishing I could figure out where muh fuckin pills are
General boredom
Why?
It was obsession for those that are curious
YOU DIDN’T LIKE OBSESSION?! (You’re allowed not to like obsession) HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OBSESSION?! (You’re allowed not to obsession) I HATE YOU! (I do still hate you how can you not like obsession)
Oh no it's good
Somewhat brilliant
I would go so far as to say I enjoyed it
But liking something is different in my world
At the line “somewhat brilliant” I realized that I should be reading all your posts in the voice of an old intellectual drinking while sitting in an armchair in their study
