Audio taken from MBMBAM podcast episode 419.

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They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

This Is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco; The left ear is the official album version, while the right ear is the official piano version.

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Gah, I’m pretty sure I read this one recently, but I apparently didn’t make any useful notes, so…

Wei Wuxian travels to Lanling for his nephew’s one-month celebration alone, without Wen Ning.

Lan Wangji lives with the consequences.

Summer Heat by tulirepo​  ( where LWJ visits Lotus Pier ) 

There is nothing wrong with being a cut sleeve, Lan Wangji learns after he accepts Wei Wuxian’s invitation to visit Lotus Pier.

Alleviate by Carey_Miller

Wei Wuxian feels desperation tightly wrapped around him, like a chain that he can’t take off. “Do you hate me that much?”

Finally, Lan Wangji responds, “Do not hate.” It’s almost soft, and it reminds Wei Wuxian of when they both were stuck in Xuanwu cave four or so months ago. “Could never hate Wei Ying.”

“Lan Zhan,” He whispers, and it just barely gets Lan Wangji’s attention. “Please, Lan Zhan, you don’t have to do this,” Wei Wuxian says, voice desperate as he extends his trembling hand, “Come back to Yunmeng with me.”

Yiling Patriarch! Lan Wangji AU + Reincarnation AU + Modern AU

Sound it off by Silver999

Who do you trust? Are you willing to put your life in the hands of someone else?

Yunmeng Jiang emerges victorious from the latest war but the conflicts are far from being over. For starters, the two Jades of Lan now have to make it in Lotus Pier - a fairly hostile territory for two recently defeated cultivators who have been stripped of their powers. The rest of the cultivating world is not sitting idly either…

 … also known as the AU absolutely no one asked for where alliances are totally mixed up, inter-clan wars are a common thing and the Lan brothers end up in captivity.

You’re about to read a whole lot of plot and intrigue with slowburn Wangxian, fluff, angst and humor.

Patience is (almost) a Virtue by Handmethatbing

“Why now, Lan Zhan has come to see me,” he says, cutting into the crowd and going up and slightly leaning into Lan Wangji, who surprisingly doesn’t flinch at the almost-contact, “We slept together back when I was studying in Gusu, you see.“ 

Wei Wuxian knows how fast a crowd clears out when you say something embarrassing out loud. The crowd mostly fizzles, tired and familiar of his antics than actually believing his words.

Lan Wangji looks into nowhere and hums in his unbothered voice. “Mn." 

The crowd fizzles faster. 

"Did you just – did you just play along? Feeling a bit adventurous today, are we?” Wei Wuxian cannot stop laughing. He would be lying if he says there aren’t wicked prank ideas already swimming in his head. No one believes his silly mischiefs anymore but what if the Second Jade of Lan backs him up? What a riot. 

An innocent Lan Wangji visits Yunmeng and partakes in Wei Wuxian’s usual fuckery but things spiral out of control.

sweet chaos by eachandeverydimension

Ever since you entered, my life, my dreams, my future, everything has changed.

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian get betrothed at the age of fourteen, and it is decided that Lan Wangji will spend a year’s time in Yunmeng to get to know his fiancé. It is a difficult time for Lan Wangji, who is used to the regimented lifestyle of the Cloud Recesses. He meets Wei Wuxian, who grabs him by the wrist to drag him to fun places, or to row boats down the lazy summer river, or to shoot kites. He grows closer to Jiang Wanyin and Jiang Yanli, and learns of their charms.

Most of all, he learns about Wei Wuxian, who is thoughtful and bright and nothing like anyone else Lan Wangji has ever met before. He has a brilliant mind and a smile that rivals the sun, and Lan Wangji falls in love with him gradually, over bowls of too-spicy soup and lotus seeds.

We. Need. A. Full. Version. Of. Wet. Side. Story. With. The. Original. Cast. And. We. Need. It. Know.

Destiel Trope Collection 2020 Day 22: Roommates

Christmas Sweaters In June | @envydean

Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 1500 Main Tags/Warnings: roommate au, Laundromats, Ugly Christmas Sweaters, First Kiss, Secretly in love with each other, Mutual Pining Summary: “Love,” Cas says suddenly in his ear. It makes Dean’s heart jump and his lungs constrict. “Wha-what?” Dean stutters, head turning to Cas whose eyes are still fixated on the screen. “L-O-V-E. Love, it’s the one you’re missing from this round.” Dean looks back down at his screen and sees Cas’ finger linking the letters together. “Oh,” Dean breathes.

If Castiel Was A Cake | @envydean

Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 2017 Main Tags/Warnings: Baking, med student!dean, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Friends to Lovers, Stress, Stress Baking, friend gatherings and cake eating, Fluff, supportive friends Summary: Castiel comes home to a stressed Dean baking a lot of cakes. So, he decides that a gathering of friends is the best way to keep Dean’s mind off everything and it comes with a bonus extra Castiel has been waiting on for years.

Secrets | @fangirlingtodeath513

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 2642 Main Tags/Warnings: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Vigilante Dean Winchester, Nurse Castiel (Supernatural), Blood, Gunshot Wounds, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, First Time, First Kiss, First Time Blow Jobs, Demisexuality, Demisexual Castiel (Supernatural), Roommates Summary: Dean and Cas both have secrets, ones that will change the course of their friendship forever.

how do i keep myself from kissing you? | @elizaeverafter

Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 2807 Main Tags/Warnings: no archive warnings apply, fluff, friends to lovers, college/university au, pining, castiel POV Summary: “You’re my roommate who’s super cute and it’s the middle of the night and you’re cramming for your exams in your flannel pajamas and disheveled hair and it’s becoming increasingly hard for me not to kiss you” AU.

A Helping Hand (Oh My God, They Were Roommates) | @ellen-of-oz

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 3112 Main Tags/Warnings: Alternate universe - college, Roommates, Porn collection, Top Castiel/Bottom Dean, pwp Summary: Dean Winchester had only known Castiel Novak a total of five seconds before he wanted to fuck him. Dean hadn’t even wanted to have to share a room, but ever since he had kicked open the door, his hands full with a box of his textbooks for the year, and taken in the sight of Cas sitting cross-legged on his bed, broad-shouldered, eyes wide behind his thick-rimmed glasses—and he’d uttered, “"Can I help you?”“ in that voice—Dean was lost. And now, eight whole months later, he’s sitting wide-eyed on the edge of Cas’ bed, staring at what he’s just found underneath it. He’s…he’s uncovered his roomie’s porn collection.

Peak Homosexual | @thebloggerbloggerfun

Rating: General Word Count: 3791 Main Tags/Warnings: Fake Dating, Homophobic Language, Summary: You know that thing that happens where you hear something really homophobic in public so you gay it up as much as you can? This is that story.

Figuring Things Out Is Hard | @navajolovesdestiel

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 4253 Main Tags/Warnings: Alternate Universe, Roommates, Friends to Lovers, Dean Winchester Being an Idiot, Punk Castiel/Nerd Dean Winchester, Tattoos, Marijuana Summary: Cas was standing over the stove in his boxers, just like every other morning. But this morning, Dean took a moment to look at him. Really look. Dude had a nice ass. His legs were thick and muscular… runner’s thighs. Dean was caught up short. He was checking out Cas. His roommate Cas. His bro, Cas. His dick gave a twitch. He turned and hurried back to his bedroom. When did he get turned on by Cas? How did he get turned on? What was going on?

Date Night and Confessions | @gii-heylittleangel

Rating: General Word Count: 4666 Main Tags/Warnings: love confession Summary: Dean and Cas have been friends for ten years now; Dean’s crush has only a little less than that. When neither of them takes any action, their friends do it for them.

What The Rain Brings | @saltnhalo

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 6043 Main Tags/Warnings: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Castiel (Supernatural), Omega Dean, Meet-Cute, True Mates, Scenting, Misunderstandings, Explicit Sexual Content, Topping from the Bottom, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Porn with Feelings, First Time, First Kiss Summary: In which Castiel’s new roommate—supposed to be an alpha, under the guidelines of the college dorms—turns out to be a) late, and b) a beautiful, sarcastic, drenched omega.

Auld Lang Syne | @nickelkeep

Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 7071 Main Tags/Warnings: AU - Roommates, Oblivious!Castiel, Dean Winchester uses his words Summary: Cas shook his head and snapped his attention back to Dean. “Nothing. Nothing is going on.” “Nothing, sure. Someone, yes.” Dean looked in the direction where Cas had been staring just a moment before. “Who’s the brunette?”“ “That’s Meg.” Cas shifted uncomfortably in his chair. “We work together at the paper."  "She’s cute. You ask her out yet?” Dean stabbed his pie with his fork and shoved another bite into his mouth. “Uh, no. Why?” Dean winked. “Means she’s available, right?” “No offense Dean, but you don’t have a chance. She has standards.” Cas took a sip of his tea and looked at his roommate. “Ouch. You wound me, Cas.” Dean rested his elbow on the table and his chin on his knuckles. “Bet you I can get Meg to go to the New Year’s Ball with me.”

The Last I Love You | Clown_ish (AO3)

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 10295 Main Tags/Warnings: Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Roommates, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Idiots in Love, Jealousy, Pining, Angst, Bisexual Dean Winchester, Fluff, Love Confessions, Smut, Making Love, Bottom Dean Winchester, Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester, Top Castiel (Supernatural), Anal Sex, Dean smells nice Summary: Resigned to drinking himself to sleep whilst his roommate, best friend, and secret love goes off on another date, Castiel is shocked by a series of text messages that will forever change the nature of their relationship. Can he and Dean get past their hang-ups to see what’s been right in front of them for years?

New Angel | @bum-bum-bumblebeecas

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 13206 Main Tags/Warnings: Threesome - F/M/M, Friends to Lovers, Cheating, Roommates, Bottom Castiel/Top Dean Winchester, Angst, Double Penetration, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Drunk Sex, Anal Sex Summary: Castiel’s girlfriend wanted one thing for their anniversary, to have a threesome with him and his best friend, Dean Winchester. When Castiel and Dean give her what she wants, they also accidentally discover that they might want something more from each other.

I Hate You I Love You | @navajolovesdestiel