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getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch