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Howard Marks jumpscare hello? Also I will accept slander for that man for how he had screwed them over and almost got kiss in trouble with the IRS. Man he deserves a little more than pies thrown at his face I will say. I’m gonna say it’s foreshadowing for Gene and paul chucking him lol.

“It will be disgusting to some, titillating to others, but whether it disgusts you or titillates you, It is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.” Yeah I don’t think so pal lol. Also Howard why are you sounding like you are presenting this video in like it’s in court? Youre making it seem like Gene has murdered someone and Paul helped bury the body lol.

Oh hello Mark Blankfield, I hope you forgive me for turning you into Alan in my Paul and Grace fanfics I’ve made lol. Also this is so silly but this is not Paul’s house in LA. It’s called the Gray Hall or something like that and I cannot find it on google maps for the likes of me, it’s so annoying. But hey, it does look nice aesthetically. Also I love how Mark and the cameraman Joseph constantly interact with each other, really giving off the vibes, this was made on the weekend with no script lol

“Oh my god it’s lifestyles” that’s a fucking mood Paul, I would hate a random reporter bothering me in the morning lol. Also I love that rock and roll all night doorbell, that’s actually adorable, I want it so that everyone can get a feel of who I am as a person. Oh my god I wish I was that woman he kissed my god my heart. Don’t worry women being in every single possible situation and scene is gonna become a trend here, be prepared lol

Paul is me, I would rather be back in my room and bed rot lol. But I gotta admire his energy, running down a flight of stairs to get to the door at the crack of dawn, Paul’s energy level in the 80s needs to be studied lol. Mark is so rude though barging into the house and shoving the script in his face. Also what concert was Mark talking about? Manaload? Manalobe? Manalo? I’m trying to figure it out and it’s irritating me cause in the process of finding it out, I got a commune in Madagascar and a Filipino Minister. So I’m literally searching the other side of the world trying to figure out an extremely unimportant line lol. This should show how dedicated I am lol

There’s so many women in this building and I’m wondering how this ended up happening, you’d think they’d learn from the Hotter than Hell photoshoot where Paul was drunk as fuck but what do I know? Like they’re all over the place, what is this. And Paul’s acting is so cheesy in this movie, I can’t help but love how fucking stupid he is in this video lol. Also the amount of kiss regalia all over the walls, like the unmasked poster is cool, nice touches to make this place look like all of the kiss members hide here with a ton of chicks lol.

Who wants to be lonely is criminally underrated, I wish that they played this cause it is the best song from Asylum, fight me. The music video is cheesy again, this is gonna be a trend here but I don’t care I love cheese it’s great. Also Paul in the water is so… yes. Just yes I love it. And admittedly, the asylum outfits are on fleek, Paul’s fingerless gloves with fringes is perfect lol. Also this is the uncensored video? There’s a censored one? I think I heard they removed some bits of the women in the video and replaced it with extra clips of the band but I never saw it, hell I never knew this was a thing until recently.

Also since I’m nice, I’m gonna give you the HD music videos for footage because the quality of Exposed is all over the place lol (also it’s there for more Paul simping lol)

Eric! Oh my god thank god! I was hoping for another kiss member to show up before I go completely insane from my Paul simping lol. And he’s hiding from another woman whom he seemingly pissed off. Wow they showed Eric and Bruce before Gene? I didn’t think they were capable of that. Unfortunately, they don’t do anything in this video so Carr Cuties and Bruce Beauties have sadly caught another L. Shame.

Ok Paul with the tons of women in the bed, or Carols (ugh Carol, you went carolling fuck that joke please), this is bullshit here cause Paul was not like this, he really wasn’t, it should be Gene. Yes he was having one night stands but he was not like this, he said so in his book. Although the room does kinda slay, I think that bed would be very soft. Where did they get a Monkey? His name is Sonny by the way. Is this a reference to the Monkees? No I’m not gonna tie them into this Nevermind lol. The way Paul said “I thought Lyn was fired” in that high pitch is so cute I don’t know why lol.

Uh All Night, on the nose aside, the song does sound good, it’s a guilty pleasure to put it bluntly. The amount of women with them wheeling out the beds, the kiss members peeking in, it’s very 80s coded, you can’t make this up lol. But Bruce’s guitar solo is immaculate as per usual. And Paul with the sailor hat yes. For the record, I’m trying to avoid using photos that might make this become flagged for mature content cause I just feel awkward every time it happens

Well time for breakfast! And its time to eat the worst breakfast of your life, Paul’s supreme breakfast as I call it. Filled with fruits, trail mix, bran flakes, and root beer mixed into one, I was disturbed and I do not recommend it. Plus eating it on a table with a woman on said table is not hygienic but I’m no expert. However, this clip gave me a ton of Paul quotes I use now. Take one and pass it along Stanley Stans lol.

There are times I feel like a raisin. There were saying about how important roughage is to your diet, I’m pretty rough guy. It’s the ultimate legal high. You ever have meat for breakfast? Only when it’s fresh (yes Paul marry me lol) Honestly I want to know if this is ad-libbed or not lol.

Also fun fact, that woman in that photo above, Kymberly Herrin I think her name is, she actually played as the dream ghost in Ghostbusters. You know, the one written and starring Dan Aykroyd, whose ex-wife Donna Dixon used to date Paul, married Dan behind his back and then kinda talked to Paul behind Dans back later on. Did I forgot to mention that I am not a fan of Donna? I can imagine how hard Paul laughed when he found out they separated. Oh I love it when my hyperfixations intertwine lol

“You had a long creative relationship with Gene Simmons, when did it started.”

“Well we-“ The entire room almost collapsed “Hes up. Let’s go talk to him.” This will go down in kiss fandom meme history lol

BRUCE!! Oh Bruce I’ve missed you! I hope you’re feeling better after the heart surgery! Also edit her out? What the hell happened to make her get edited out? Hello? I’m slightly concerned now. Why does this place low-key have a good vibe, I’d chill here in all honesty, put me and the boys in this manor and I’ll be fine and dandy. And anyone on Kissblr who wants to join me lol

“Gene needed a place that was really like a home for him. I figured some people want a fireplace, some other people want a house that you can set on fire… it’s gothic but it’s also rather quaint. It may be a little different than what youre used to but it’s definitely not Macy’s” Paul what the fuck??? I’m so confused 😂. He would thrive as a house seller what the fuck lmao

Behold Genes red room of death, seriously the entranceway is so ominous with the red lighting lol. However, I really do like the inside it is indeed very gothic, with the candles and the lighting, Gene has some good taste. There’s an Angel lady playing the organ? And mounted heads of women?? Gene, you are deranged man. And the cape as well what the hell is happening this place is horrid lol.

I like how this sets up as Gene as this high and mighty man of power but when he’s talking to Paul briefly and Gene on the phone, the juxtaposition is actually hilarious, this video was somehow not made with drugs by the way, this is so stupid I love it lol. Not gonna lie the throne thar goes up and down does slay lol. Mr. Hollywood instructing them to swap places oh my god the Simmons simps are going to thrive here. GENE DID YOU CALLED YOURSELF WHAT I THINK YOU DID????

Well at least Gene and Paul are aware of how annoying it is to get the same questions over and over again I would be too. Them admiring Marks cleanly shaved face though, they aren’t beating the allegations here lol. Love the mention of Rio abd their last concert there, even though it’s 1983 not 82 but that’s gonna be a trend as well, lots of trends here! Gene stop bragging oh god.

Ok I love the concert footage they play sporadically throughout the video, it’s a lot of fun! The Rio concert especially, I love how loud the crowds are at this show, South American crowds are so energetic I’ve noticed. Vinnie Vincent once again is slaying because it’s Vinnie. Actually now that I think about it, I think this is the first time I’ve ever really mentioned Eric Carr, Vinnie and Bruce in a commentary. Huh. I love it loud is pretty cool, it’s not the best Gene song but still iconic nonetheless. I’m not sure why Paul started wearing these Kiss shirts during the South American tour, but it looks cute on him and the tank drum kit is excellent. This show is so cool!

Does Gene have a body on a stake?? And that’s your lunch…. Um… yeah time to log out of Tumblr and seek therapy I had enough today bye yall lmao