one of these days im going to say the F word

then youll be sorry

i am but an old man and tumblr is a construction site in italy

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

He was so thick he fucking died

He was so dummy thicc the clap of his ass cheeks alerted the Amazons.

Lmao

“alcoholic cat - a shame to his family…”

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.