i am at the whims of my hyperfixations

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

you hooked up with bianca? (remembers to be sex positive) good for her (remembers it's weird to discuss the sex life of your stepchild) but it's actually none of my business. (gets really curious) though you have to tell me if she's a good lay (remembers the stepkid thing again) because i love and treasure my husband's (remembers the divorce) EX-husband's. little girl <3 (realizes that sounds really bad) who is a Consenting Adult (starts thinking about sex again) with really kissable lips.

hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)

Bianca Jocasta come back (get mentioned on the show one time) the kids (me and my 5 mutuals who know who you are) miss you (are collectively losing our shit)

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)