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She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you

Always reblog.

this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic

This is the anthem

The original…

THE FUCKIN ANTHEM

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

PRECIOUS

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

♪  we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene  ♪

@reallycoolsoup