what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

What letter you think it starts with? This reveals your type of soul. N = Confident soul M = Old soul... C = Fearful soul. H = Wizard's soul D = Soul with swag P = Italian soul R = Mysterious soul!

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

Part of Apple's new terms include "do not post incorrect things about religious texts" but even scholars of religious texts often disagree on the actual content or intent behind them. Apple has therefore declared itself the arbiter of the true word of God. 🤔

Excited for the first time Apple's terms of service take a side in a religious schism

asking apple if pope clement vii or pope urban vi has the more valid claim over the papacy