Robot Shaming

Hiring you as a pool cleaner was a terrible idea. Your only job was to make sure the water continued to CIRCULATE CIRCULATE CIRCULATE and you couldn't even manage that, robot.

Way to go, robot. Now you're almost half as awkward as Young Bill Gates.

Spirit, you have single-handedly turned the entire internet into a bunch of 12-year-olds. I hope you're happy.

Good job, robot. Thank you (and your operators) for your hard work. You will not be shamed today.

Robots? Where we're going, we don't need robots.

I swear if you don't behave this instant we are turning this ion engine right around and going home.

We only locked you in the same tiny capsule for 7 months; can't we expect even a modicum of professionalism out of you two?