What It Dooooo

he meant me

Reblog to share a Frot with your mutuals

this is fetish content masquerading as silly content.

Idk about anyone else here but personally...yeah? Thats why I reblogged it? I was extremely aware when that the extremely attractive man crushing fruit with his bulging muscles and getting extremely messy and wet in his slutty tanktop and workout shorts was meant to be sexual. I reblogged it because it was horny.

I think it would be pretty sick to have pneumatic tubes (like at bank drive thrus) in my house but I can't come up with a single use case for them in a residence. though thinking about it conjured the idea of putting an empty cup from my desk in one to send it to the kitchen sink, where it would be thrown with force and shatter on impact. and that's pretty funny.

I think some people don't even know what it stands for anymore; it used to be a tag for just violent imagery too

I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts

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I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face

I’m at work and I had to take breaks while reading this so as to not shake the walls with cackling

Oh, I haven’t laughed this hard in AGES.

I get why non-californians aren't comfortable with being called "dude" but it really is a gender neutral term here. I call my mom dude. Elderly waitresses are dudes. Small insects I notice throughout my day are dudes. Kitchen utensils I cannot find are dudes.

If you don't wanna be called bro or dude, that's totally cool, but I am being genuine when I say any cat is a total brah.

ppl acting like zoom meetings are something new. like the akatsuki did it first