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passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

... it's strangely relaxing, being around people who can accept me. those who don't expect me to be friendly, patient or polite. i spent time today with a friend who by all accounts should have better people to hang out with than me, but for all my stoicism, grumbling and irritability, his smile never left his face, and he met my every complaint with a sunny retort. he seems to genuinely enjoy my company, despite my unmasked personality... eventually, it brought me off guard. that's rare.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

I'm sorry WHAT

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

huh?

("coaches dont play" is a phrase which is used usually in the context of someone who is asexual but still partakes in various perverted mediums, often a response to a kind of playful "how is she so good at this, i thought she was asexual" or something or other like that i cant remember exactly)

sex, but instead of fucking you, we both get naked and i hold your head in my lap and forgive you for everything you think you've done wrong.

happy Pride, all you traumatized, touch-starved lesbians <3

trans girls should be able to lay eggs in other trans girls.

>///< awawawaaa,.,.

lonely alien: I think I shall zlerk off to some zornography

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