who goes there

back in my day, we didn’t have twenty one pilots. we had two. wilbur and orville wright. reblog if ur a true 1900’s kid

Last July, 3 deputies from the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department confiscated an antique grenade and blew themselves up with. They took a grenade and blew themselves up with it. Just wanted to remind everyone about that incident.

Anyone have the officer down confetti image?

When I posted about the news story originally, someone responded with a version of the meme that said “officer kinda everywhere” instead.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

being parasocial is literally so much fun why is everyone such a hater

like i think gerard way is a girl and i also think in the mid 2000s she hoped someone would kill her so she could be remembered as a martyr. and i believe this for real and also i'm having so much fun