I Like What I Like

There’s something beautiful about the molten glow of lava. It’s a great color and moves in such a way that is satisfying, but its also terrifying knowing that i could touch it and die very quickly

forbidden hot sauce

i prefer my canned beverages luigi style

“Now”

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

Hell yeah king show more skin!

you guys are just posting anything these days

youre just jealous of our receding hairlines

I think about this comic every day

it’s always so funny to me when people in positions of power who had actual influence over historical events take to twitter like “okay i think we’re ALL a bit responsible for this” like?? no?? not really?? i was in my first week of first grade on 9/11 and you were an editor for the new york times. while you can argue that with the length and reach of the wars in iraq and afghanistan every american has in some way impacted what is now happening in afghanistan let’s not spread equal blame here, liz cheney.

seriously tho driving thru fraternity areas is so scary like youll see a crowd of people who literally all look identical and are blind drunk in the mid afternoon bellowing and screaming