painstar

saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

Well that’s between me and my flesh

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

fuck it make janie trans too

If a child vampire is inhuman even in vampires eyes bc they will never develop or live essential human experiences that will help them survive a lifetime of vampirism, do you think a vampires turned at old age like Santiago and Daniel are like super desirable in a way. I mean they had a lifetime of human experiences even death before coming back into vampirism. Like Daniel lowkey IS that fascinating thats why an ancient vampire as Armand has been obsessed with him even more now that he is a vampire. Like good wine mam

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

his iphone se makes me feel safe