you cannot stop me

I can’t wait for the movie adapted fron this story about Tom Hanks starring Tom Hanks as Tom Hanks.

Soon you too can talk just like Forest Gump.

Wow I didn’t realize how many people love the fucking Libtard who lives in entirely different life than anybody else and loves to tell you how to live your life especially your carbon footprint of which he has 200,000 times greater than yours congratulations fuck off

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

Do you guys worry abou the next civil war?? I hella do. I have a DNC t-shirt that I’m genuinely afraid to wear should some crazy republican feel the need to shoot me over it.

Don't worry I'm not a republican but I'd still clap you.

me designing a search feature: actually it’s good that you can’t find what you’re looking for

And you can’t even search your OWN blog or tags because you showed your booty shorts two years ago! Great features! 

Why would I want to find myself, much less anyone else on this hellsite?

Got kicked out of the corner store for not masking up today lads

tell us what happened lad

Got kicked out of the corner store for it being masked up

ye but why

Wasn’t masked up

at the corner store?

Yeah it was at the corner store

snopes is a russian psyops site designed to cause division amongst the democratic voterbase.

if we got this enough notes snopes could be forced to debunk it

I’m feeling my neurons dying

JUST

LIKE

BIBEO

GAME

This is legitimately one of the funniest anti-natalist posts I’ve ever read.

what the fuck

aight I'm out

He’s earned his place up against the wall

they treat their own submissiveness and obedience as a positive character trait

I do what I want during quarantines because I can't hear New Yorkers yelling at me from ivory towers.

fuck ants

do NOT fuck the ants