Lord Not's Animal Crossing Diary

Listen: I would never make a prank out of providing a custom-designed VIP Room for a guest. I take my work very seriously.

And if you can't accept that,

God, are we really that desperate to attract guests?

Look, I'll do whatever it takes to get those playable Nintendo games.

But it's 2026, and you've got to figure that we are long overdue for even the youngest of kids to find a new interest

Isabelle, Mr. Nook, I know this will probably fall on deaf ears. Deaf raccoon ears, specifically. But I feel obligated to try.

What if we offered potential hotel guests a sliding scale when it comes to paying for a room? Where if they can prove financial hardship, they can get a room at a more affordable price?

That way, we wouldn't have visitors sleeping in a tent

While the island's name does not, in fact, reflect my particular dislike of pancakes

If... you say so yourself?

Designing custom outfits for the hotel guests? What a wonderful idea!

You will regret this.

It's important that a hotel establish a clear sense of identity as soon as guests enter the lobby.

In this case, they know that at The NotPancake Love Hotel

They can be The Succubus Virgin Killer.

They can be The Gimp,

Don't care about the hotel. Already played Happy Home Designer and the Happy Home Paradise DLC. Give me more storage.

Shut up and give me more storage.

God, fine.

Yeah, yeah. This ain't my first rodeo Lady.

Sea on this side. Sea on that side. Are we done here?

YOU SON OF A-

No, no. I ought to be fair.

You see, Mr. Nook, when we first met all those years ago, I thought you were the greediest, most manipulative, Rat Bastard I had ever met.

But it's 2026 now. We are in the era of $80 games, $100 controllers, and half-baked $30 DLC. And so I must acknowledge, my dear Nook, that you are no longer an aberration in the World of Nintendo.