MOVED TO BUGBLOGS

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

You would be proud too if you had just hit an imaginary home run with an imaginary baseball bat, right out of the imaginary ball park.

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows