new uquiz omg. what kind of warmth are you? been working on this forever pls take it <3

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i'm begging you.

i mean, isn’t that what most of us want in the end? to have someone not look away?

you know maybe the victorians were on to something because i definitely think it’s time to be shipped off to the seaside for my health

when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i’m like. wow.. i’m going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive