Just Keep Swimming

‘ that depends —- you want my honest answer ? promise you’re not gonna like it. ’

“Tell me anyway.”

❛ what was your first clue ? ❜

“Go mess with someone else.”

“oh, i certainly don’t mind. i wouldn’t go spreading it around, but feel free to take a peak,” andie says with a small laugh, passing over the letter. “it’s a pity he doesn’t actually love me then, isn’t it? i think the whole concept of a love letter is a bit wasted in this situation.”

Reaching for the letter, Mariah scanned it for a moment. “Well, he seems passionate. What exactly did you guys do on your date? If you don’t mind me asking.” 

“How much?”

“Good choice. Who is the lucky woman or man?” She smiled warmly. “Three dollars for one.” 

“Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that,” Coco answered with a small shrug of her shoulders. “There’s some good lookin’ folks around. Then again, it’s different for everyone ya know. What or who you think is attractive won’t necessarily be the same as the next person’s opinion.”

“So much temptation.” Mariah giggled. “That is very true. Everyone has their own perception of what is beautiful.” 

❛ it’s not like i gave you the exact measurement of it. plus, what if i had a horrible relationship that broke my heart and shattered my soul ? i’d be crying by now, because you made me remember all of those horrible hurtful memories. ❜

“You enjoy messing with people.” 

Mariah could of sworn she heard the woman say something, but it was muttered under her breath. “Hm? What was that? Oh, I meant in general. I wasn’t referring to myself.” 

“Around here your either a cobra or a savage.”

“So you don’t think that many people in this town are good looking?”

❛ do you always ask strangers personal questions like that, or am i just that special ? ❜ wolfgang asked, head cocking to the side. ❛ some people just aren’t meant for exclusive relationships, and i happen to be one of them. it’s not a commitment issue, it’s a ‘i like my freedom’ situation. ❜

“Sometimes.” She replied quietly. “I'll admit I can pretty be nosey. Anyway you didn’t seem to mind telling me how large your member was. So I figured there wouldn’t be anything off limits.”

❛ in a relationship, sure, they probably seek more. i don’t do relationships though. i’m more of a ‘best night of your life’ kind of guy— i’m happy, they’re happy, we both move on once it’s done. ❜ he smirked, giving her a small shrug. ❛ plus, i can be quite charming if i put enough effort. ❜

“That is true, I can’t argue with that. Why don’t you do relationships?” She asked. “Is it because you don’t like commitment?” 

❛ oh, there’s no need to wonder: my personality is absolute garbage, but i look good and my dick is big so i really have no need for upstanding morals and any kind of shiny personality. ❜

“Wow, you aren’t shy are you? I’m sure you know women usually want more than good looks and a big penis.”

“I wouldn’t act on the attraction, if they weren’t a cobra.” 

“Everyone here is stupid hot. Like, it kind of blows my mind.”

Mariah noticed the male eyeing the roses. “Were you interested in getting any?” She laughed at his simple but to the point description. “That’s one way to put it.” 

❛ probably, but i’d never blame you for it. i mean, look at me. how could someone not be attracted to all of this ? ❜

“Your incredible height and looks are appealing. The jury is still out on your personality.”