sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5â˛s supernatural investigations .
â it doesnât matter because youâre dead â
â itâs not impressive  ,  no oneâs impressed â
â the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop â
â as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half â
â i seriously want you to throw something right at my face â
â you can live in the cave â
â iâm a big fan of your name â
â the fact that you steal  ,  thatâs really funny to me â
â thatâs the greatest thing to steal  :  a manâs joy â
â because iâm a masochist â
â iâm going to regret this â
â iâve lost the ability to feel â
â theyâre gonna fucking murder you â
â the way you shushed me was quite rude â
â cowards  ,  all of you â
â iâm strange and off putting â
â i should not feel confident in the face of any man â
â here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil â
â i hate bats â
â bats sometimes carry rabies and thatâs a thing iâm afraid of â
â not today devil birds  ,  not today â
â i think iâm blacking out right now â
â i donât think iâm going to remember this moment â
â i think iâm gonna cry â
â i keep forgetting thereâs ghosts in here â
â if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare â
â iâm standing on an altar alone â
â maybe youâll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat â
â iâm so glad thatâs over letâs go eat taco bell â
â were you making horse noises ? â
â in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare â
â thereâs a good chance iâm gonna fart in here â
â well this is horrifying â
â letâs do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other â
â if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime â
â this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be â
â you talk to hide from the silence â
â do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? â
â several bad choices have lead me to this moment â
â letâs play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 ⌠â
â i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons â
â i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me â
â if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck â












