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Your phone buzzes in your pocket, shifting your focus away from the TV you’re watching. You see that one of your favorite channels just started a livestream. Nice. Time to check it out.
“What is UP guys, it’s Roy Mustang here with another vlog, and today I’m gonna be livestreaming a lunch date with my beautiful and amazing girlfriend, Riza,” Roy runs his hand through his hair, pushing it out of his eyes, “You might be asking yourself, ‘But Roy, Riza has said on camera that she wants no part in this channel and hates YouTube as both an institution and a hobby’ and you’d be correct!” That’s when you notice Roy is in some kind of bathroom, “That’s why I have this,” Roy zooms into the pin on his chest, “It’s a hidden camera and we’re gonna see how long it takes for her to notice!”
Roy brings out his own phone, presses some buttons, then suddenly your point of view shifts to about chest level in what is indeed a men’s restroom, “Time to go guys.”
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Roy walks out into a surprisingly nice restaurant, with an outdoor patio covered in flower-laden trellises. After making a couple sharp turns, Roy sits down at a table opposite a blonde woman, who’s vaguely familiar. It’s Riza, his girlfriend.
“While you were in the bathroom, I ordered us both mimosas, I hope that’s alright with you,” She turns the page of her menu, wholly unaware of everything her boyfriend has planned.
“I love mimosas,” Roy replies, and she gives him a quick smile, “But not as much as I love Audible®.”
“You said you hated all that brand shit you have to say on your channel,” Riza’s smile vanishes, and you see the camera shake.
“What? No! Haha I love Audible®! This lunch date was made possible by Audible®. Audible® is an Amazon Inc. affiliated company and the leading provider of audio books. They have over 250,000 of audio books to choose from. Visit www.audible.com for one free audio book! This is the best place for audio books and I cannot recommend it enough.”
“Roy, please,” She isn’t even making eye contact with him. She looks like she’s trying to decide between a grilled salmon sandwich and a pomegranate/apple salad with house made vinaigrette, “Just act normal.”
“This is normal,” He laughs, but Riza seems unamused.
“So normal is yelling about squarespace in a public bathroom?”
He whispers, “How did you even hear that?”
Roy fumbles with the camera, putting his thumb over the lens until it finally goes black, and the livestream disconnect message pops up on your phone. Well… so much for that. Hopefully the rest of their date goes well.
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