is that like 'i love you' for pussies?

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

I hated this post until papa smoke saved the day

*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate 

if you feel like this you could be a lesbian.

I’m bisexual. I just find men unfortunate

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

i stg - i swear to god i stfg - i swear to fucking god i sftycks - i swear fealty to you, clarke kom skaikru