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anyway!! if you’re a gentile wishing you received more education on Judaism in your school system, i would recommend checking out jewfaq.org. it’s free and a great introductory resource, even if the design looks a little dated 

this also goes for Jews who did not receive a Jewish education or did not receive as much Jewish education as they would have liked. you are not a “bad Jew” for not knowing things about Judaism/Jewishness, and you have a right to know more about your roots.

i’m kicking myself for not putting myjewishlearning.com on this post, and think both websites are extremely valuable (with somewhat different viewpoints). i’d love if people would reblog this version of the post with both links but suspect the cat may be out of the bag at this point

You have a PLATE IN YOUR Lip! And we are the issue?!

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

homophobes are always like “stop erasing platonic love!” when someone ships best friends but like whomst is your partner if not your best friend that you also kiss

straight people hate their spouses so they don’t understand when gay people are best friends with theirs

Memes are now meant to reach an audience of 3 people max

Niche memes

So specific 😹😹

i’m the niche group

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

adhd life is like. losing your phone and legitimately checking in the freezer because its 100% plausible you accidentally put it in there while looking for food earlier

Great idea until you have 7th graders in Florida picking your president…. I’m not sure that the people that actually agree to this idea understand that kids would just vote how their parents would because no seventh grader has more than two brain cells. I was in seventh grade when the 2016 election happened, and holy fuck you do not want those kids picking your President, let alone having rights in general

Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???

Because he should be fucking walking

Baby got 8 year old legs.

Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

Target is open until 1 am on thanksgiving to open 6 am Friday at the one I work at with people who will stock all throughout the night. Please be aware of this and don’t be crazy or rude

Here’s an idea: don’t stalk celebs, even if it’s clear where their location is. Realize that no matter how many times you’ve met them, they’re not your friend. Don’t drape yourself all over them. Stop doing weird creepy shit for clout.