huh

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

id go catholic if the pope had a couple of big fat rock hard silicone titties

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

Kerchow

Last thing I see before i get run over is the car giving me “then perish” eyes

My bus stares me straight in the eyes as it passes by and decides not to stop for me

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

unrestrained summer fun

imagine seeing this post a year ago

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing