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holy shit

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JESUS

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omg

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wh

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it’s back

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wat

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I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this

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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

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Jesus Christ ????

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i’m done goodbye

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This some @sixpenceee shit

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@lovelylavendargiraffe

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Thank you clam man

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forever reblog

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Moleskine #9 by JackieHakalaJackson

Your perspective of time sorta gets thrown on its head once you start uni.

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WHEN THAT HYPERFOCUS HIT

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baturday

abloodymess

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

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me as a bat

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I’m in love with this bat

xekstrin

“fuck it, good enough.”

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I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

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Always reblog.

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people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

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Love their reactions. They aren’t worried about being emasculated, they aren’t insecure, they are just genuinely impressed that she’s lifting like a beast!

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the most relatable dialogue in all of harry potter

“i hope there’s pudding!” - luna lovegood

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Cat-a-holic

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jinkeu

What wrong wif him

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Nothing, he’s perfect

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what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

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look at its haircut haha nerd

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my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”

i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”

glowstickhaloboy

you know originally I just reblogged this but now I wanna add my own “how the fuc k” parent story

i was like five and playing in my backyard when i saw this squirrel and for some reason the only thought that came into my five year old brain at the sight of that creature was “im gonna catch it”

and im a good kid so obviously i asked my mother’s permission first, went back inside like “hey can i” and she did that exact same “yeah sure go ahead” meaning yes, waste your time for as long as you like so i get maximum peace and quiet

anyway so i didn’t have a box on hand so i just ate like 10 mini donuts and then i used that box, went back outside, chased the squirrel around for like 45 seconds until I’d cornered it behind my house, scooped it up, and put it in the box, which i brought back in to show my mother, whose eyes popped open like “how the fuc k”

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Oh I got one!

So back when I was probably 6 or 7 I was out on a trip with my dad and we stopped by a place for breakfast.

This place happened to have a claw machine and little me absolutely NEEDED to play.

So my dad decided to humor me and give me the money. Gave me a whole lecture beforehand over how these things are rigged and not to be upset if I don’t get the stuffed toy. Life’s not fair, it’s all chance and I’ll lose but it’s okay to lose etc etc.

First try I get a raccoon. A really big raccoon.

The whole rest of the way home he kept lamenting about how effectively I killed his lesson about losing.

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One time my parents and I were at a parade or festival or something, I was around 4 or 5, very smol, my body too small to feel fear. Well they take their eyes off me for a second and I’m gone, they finally find me and I’m standing in front of a fully grown Clydesdale

It lowered it’s head so it could look at me and so I could pet it. My parents and the horse owner are all like “how the f uck” and the guy says “well at least I know that horse is good with children, nothing that small has ever walked up to him….” meaning it stomping me out like a mouse was def a possibility if it had not been good with children.

Meanwhile I’m just petting away and the horse that could probably have just swallowed me whole is enjoying all the love

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All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

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Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

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You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

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Great Grandpa Slut almost certainly didn’t have blue eyes, since blue eyes are usually a recessive trait. Blue eyes wouldn’t have shown up until two of his descendents hooked up and provided two copies of the recessive gene.

So here’s to you, Ocean-Eyed Product of Hopefully Second Cousins Or Further.

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