Be Free.

why can’t i have skills like that

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

True

the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.

The worst pain is stepping on your pet’s little feet and knowing that they don’t understand what “I’m sorry” means 😩😩😩😩

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

Is this me??? This is me.

The straight guys who think that every gay guy wants to have sex with them are the same guys who think they have a legitimate shot at having sex with a lesbian

I’m an atheist but this is sweet for all my struggling Christian followers

i’m also an atheist but this is… actually really comforting? wowza?

My favorite has to be the red sheep.

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

(via “My Ridiculous Christmas Surprise”)

ken’s got game